Everyone:
The realistic fly dog and pony show that this is becoming is meant to:
A) Impress me, the angler.
B)Catch more fish?
I just need to figure out how my mockery is supposed to continue here.
If (A), then its not bad, but the body is too short, the antenna and tail are too long, and the eyes unnecccessary. B-.
If (B), then who the hell cares, man that's alot of effort for a dubbing wrapped hunk of lead you'll hang in less than 10 minutes? And those legs shouldn't be biots, they should be rubber, movement trumps realism. Again, reference any fly pattern ending with "-and-partridge." Also, if (B), this is a stupid argument.