Any chance of trading them in for "Brood ?" tees... ;-)
The other day I grabbed a spinning rod and some small surface plugs to make a few casts at a local Montco STW about five miles from my property that happens to be LOADED with cicadas.
I called my wife and told her IF I heard them, I would be home by 5:00, if not, I would be home before her. Literally less than a half mile down the road, the drone of the cicadas was gone and when I got to the creek, it was apparent there were none to be found so I turned around and went back home.
Even though I know it is blown out from all the rain, today I am reconnoitering another STW in Berks not far from me just for kicks but I expect the same results.
This spottiness is exactly what I experienced the last emergence. However at that time, I didn’t live where I live now and I had none on my property which made it a little easier to deal with because I wasn’t listening to them 24 hours a day and seeing them flying all around so it was easy to forget about them.
Another couple of weeks and we’ll all forget about them until the next emergence when everyone will forget how spotty it was this time…