When I was a kid, my mother used to send me on my bike with a big basket on front, five blocks away to a little corner grocery store to buy the lunch-meat for our school lunches.
Most of the time it was a pound each of boiled ham or when she was in a good mood, "imported ham" (whatever that was in those days), maybe salami or Lebanon Bologna and Cooper Sharp Cheese or American Cheese.
Sometimes if she wanted to remind me that life was precarious, she'd tell me to get regular bologna which I never liked or wanted to eat as a kid...
If I was going on a school trip, she'd splurge and give me a special treat and I'd buy turkey or "chicken roll" and Swiss Cheese. If the stars were in total alignment, I could even buy a kaiser roll, a small bag of chips and of course Tastykakes.
I'd look forward to that lunch ALL DAY!!! 🙂
As I would stand there waiting for the guy at the meat counter (this was a SMALL store with NO separate deli counter) to slice my cold cuts, I always stared with wonderment at the olive loaf and the pimento loaf and would think...
What the heck is that? Why is it shaped like a loaf of bread with olives or pimentos inside and please dear God, don't let me ever get invited to a friend's house for lunch and have his mother serve me an olive or pimento loaf sandwich or ANY sandwich with Miracle Whip...
Coincidentally, during my trips to that little store I never saw anybody buy any, I never saw any kid in school with an olive or pimento loaf sandwich, I never tasted or was served olive or pimento loaf and still haven't to this day...
But unfortunately, I can't say the same thing about Miracle Whip...
Yuck!