I'll let this one go cheaper than that, Chris. I will ask $150 for the stream and parking location. If you need specific driving directions because you don't know how to follow a GPS, that will be $175. If you would like me to personally guide you a day on the water, which includes getting you out of the trees, tying on the only fly you'll need all day because these brookies eat anything, and landing your trophy brookie as you battle the behemoth, that will be $300. For a "shore lunch" where I will batter brookies and fry them butter in cast iron on an open fire accompanied by fresh, seasonal asparagus, that will be $500.
Oh, this spot is on PA public land, too. It is actually a gamelands, but I don't mind profiting from the state's property. It belongs to me too, right?
Just a note, our shore lunch option is by far the most commonly bought package. Did I mention the asparagus is organic and picked directly from my parents' front yard?