Alright. Tis the season of Festivus, so I’ll air my guide grievances, and why I am the way I am about guides. I’ve used a guide exactly 3 times. I’m not going into any specifics, as I don’t know want to blast anyone. In chronological order:
1. Shortly after college (almost 20 years ago now), my college buddies and I got together for a long 4th of July weekend. We booked a half day (morning) striper trip. On the way out we stopped near some old dock plyings and everyone dropped some light downriggers with squid strips on them. Within about 10 minutes we had a couple dozen Scup to use as live bait. We were catching them so quickly the Captain asked if we didn’t mind spending another 10 minutes catching enough for their afternoon trip too, since it was a little out of the way to stop there. We of course said sure, no problem. We then went to a honey hole they knew about, and within the first hour all 6 guys on the trip put a keeper in the boat, and we caught a few small sharks too. Good fun. It was a big hit every cast, though you didn’t always hook up. I don’t recall, but I think you were allowed to keep two legal sized striper per person at the time. As soon as the 6th guy boated his legal striper, again, within about an hour of fishing, the Captain said, ok, let’s see if we can get some trolling. For the next two hours we rode around just above idle speed with two smallish teaser rigs off the back. Never got another bite. About 10:30 or so, the Captain says ok, time to head back. Glad we got into them. At the time none of us understood why we just didn’t keep fishing the live Scup we were getting good action on. Then it dawned on us…They didn’t want to have to go back and catch any more for the afternoon trip. So we basically got a 2 hour (slow) boat ride for the second half of the trip. The mates were good and filleted everything up for us on the ride back in. So we still tipped them well. Lesson learned, if you’re doing a charter trip, pop for the full day.
2. This was a genuinely good experience. My wife, FIL, and I booked a guide for a King float trip in Alaska. We didn’t catch a ton of fish, but my wife did get one really big King, biggest one the guide had taken on his boat all season. It was good day. Good, knowledgeable guide, and kept us entertained even when the fishing was slow.
3. Let me preface this by saying I accept partial responsibility for this going south. My wife and I had a trip to Colorado to visit her family planned. There was a family reunion and some other family events such that our schedule was pretty well planned out in advance, with not a lot of open time built in. There were two open days, and one we had plans to go with our nephews to a water park, which left one free day. Knowing that, and not being too comfortable with the area, I thought a guide may be a good idea in this circumstance, just to put us on at least decent water, and so that we didn’t spend the limited time we had hopscotching around on a bunch of duds. Had I been out there for a whole week just to fish, I would have done all the research myself, but I wasn’t even sure if we’d get a day to fish.
So anyway, I did some rudimentary research on guide services and called the one I thought looked best. I explained what we wanted to do…Small stream/hiking/away from crowds. I said I didn’t care how big the fish were, I just didn’t want to see any other people. I said I’d prefer cutthroats, if possible since I can’t catch them out East, but if there were better options with Brookies/Browns/Bows, that was fine too. Small stream solitude was my priority. The guy at the outfitter said we have the perfect guy for you, in fact he’s out on a private access small stream right now with a client. He checked his availability and booked me with him. I said great, and was excited.
So the week before I call and confirm all is ready to go. We show up the morning of, a little early, and walk into the outfitter and say who we are and we’re looking for so and so for our trip today. Young, fit looking kid behind the counter goes, That’s me, and I got some bad news. He takes a step back from the counter revealing an ankle/foot walker boot. He says, messed up my ankle pretty good the other day, and I can’t do the kind of trip you guys wanna do, I’m sorry. But I have another guy coming in on his day off, to go out with you. He’s running a little late, but is on his way. I asked if the plan was still for us to do the small stream thing like we planned. He said Sure, that’s what you guys booked to do.
Maybe 15 minutes later a heavy set fella, looking like he didn’t get much sleep last night, walks in and over to the guide counter and introduces himself to us. I probably should have just cut bait right there as upon looking at him, he didn’t seem like the kind of guy who spends much time hiking miles up small streams, but ok, whatever.
We get in his truck and he proceeds to start driving down along the main popular tailwater in the area, where there is at least one vehicle in each pulloff already. After about 45 mins of windshield time, we find a spot that seemingly doesn’t have anyone in it. I say ok, so which trib are we going up? He says I thought we’d fish the main river a little some this morning and go from there. My wife gave me the “go with the flow Matt” look. So we gear up and head down to the river. We fish a couple nice runs with a middle of the road dry/dropper combo without even a sniff. We come around a 90 degree bend and find two other anglers working the next run, and who likely just finished working the ones we just fished. So back in the car and another 45 mins goes by until we find another open spot. By now it’s about 11:00. The guide recommends we fish here for about an hour, and then go get lunch and regroup. So we pound one hole for an hour, catching nothing. When I said, hey I’m gonna poke up around the next bend aways, he says no we should stick together, and stick to this hole, as it generally produces…By this point I was getting short and frustrated with him. Had a conversation with my wife who suggested let’s go eat lunch, and talk with him over lunch about changing things up for the afternoon. I said ok.
We go back to his truck, where I assume we will be eating lunch, as when I booked the trip I was told to not pack a lunch, as they provide one. He says he didn’t pack one, so we have to run 45 mins back into town to buy some gas station pre-made from the case sandwiches. He pays for his only, and lets me pay for ours. (Fine, I don’t care.) After we eat it’s going on 1:30. We explain what we wanted to do and he says ok, but you’re talking like another hour’s drive to do that at this point, you sure you just don’t want to stick to the tailwater here in town. At this point I figured it out. We were doing what he wanted to do all day. He was lazy (and likely hungover) and didn’t want to be there, nonetheless hiking miles back into the mountains like we wanted to. I thanked him for his time and just asked him to take us back to our hotel. I wasn’t going to tip him, but my wife insisted I do, so I gave him $100, which I think most guides would still interpret as a middle finger, so well enough. We ended up having a nice afternoon in town, and went out to a nice dinner.
Sorry for the long post, but wanted to give context. There are a lot of good guides out there. My brother has had nothing but great experiences…Going out for dinner/beers after. One time the guy didn’t have a trip booked the next day and was just gonna go fish on his own. Invited my brother to go along, free. (My brother did cover their dinner/bar tab after as a thank you. Still, pretty cool.)
Anyway, I’m not a good fit for guides probably, nor are they for me. Lessons learned, and applied moving forward. I’ve learned I’d rather strike out on my own, than do what a guide tells me to do all day.