LittleJun...
If ya' don't mind, I'll stand behind that big tree,over there, while YOU go and mention to your significant other, that part you wrote about "knowing whose the top dog, kind of like wives".
As to; "rainy day type fun", I can think of someone a lot softer and much better fragranced , (especially after getting wet in the rain!),to "wrestle with" than one of my dogs!?!
But, hey.... whatever makes your drag sing!