Steb posts the idyllic version of how it works. The reality is that some guy on the forum says, "hey, let's have a fry swarp, ten people max! Thats not too bad, two flies each!"
In the coarse of the thread, it grows to 14 people who sign up, neccessitating you tie 28 flies, plus an additional whatever 5 to 10 for MODerators.
Now, while these 14 people are tying flies, the following things happen:
1) One to three people will drop out, two to five people will take their places.
1b) The coordinator drops out. Someone else steps into the middle as a favour.
2) Everyone ties 28 flies, but only some of them tie the additional 5-10 for the MODs. Some people tie extra.
2a) Some people are lazy, and just buy them from Flyshack.
2b) Some people never report back in, are they in or out? Who knows?!
3) The coordinator starts getting boxes in the mail. They pile on a desk. Its daunting.
3a) Some people never tie flies because they're lazy, they blame this on the package getting lost.
3b) Some people actually lose their packages, they look like lying d-bags because of 3a.
3c) Some people never report back in, others show up.
4) The coordinator looks at a pile of junk and thinks, "man, I need to do this." Puts it off.
4a) Coordinator wishes he drops out.
4b) Coordinator drops out, everyone's out over 9000 flies and thread goes into overdrive as people ***** and never forgive that guy.
4c) Someone dropped out, and no one knows what became of him.
4d) The coordinator realizes that people didnt' send correct postage, this makes him wish THEY dropped out as it will now cost him $20 to send **** back to people.
4e) Coordinator realizes he's short flies, extra flies, does he keep them or give them a way or WTH does he do witht hem? Also, not all MODerators will get all flies, he must then make a list of priorities. JackM gets shorted, because he's a PITA.
5) Flies get sent out.
5a) Some get lost.
5) Coordinator finally sends this flies out.
5a) See 3b.
5b) Coordinator sits on bags of flies for MODerators, when is he supposed to give these things out? Sits on them.
6) Everyone receive flies.
6a) See 5a. SOL!
6b) MODerators may receive flies at JAMs, most MODerators say they don't want them. Dkile ends up with large pile.
7) Everyone who participated looks at box of flies and says, "well, this looks nice, I'll stick to my usual though because its:
a) Really well made.
b) Novel, will copy!
c) Not _my_ fly.
"
And that's a fly swap.