I'm in an abusive relationship with a trout stream

Gotta go with the sleeping beauties of streams. The glitz n glam of the popular and pretty on the outside streams will let ya down most of the times. Give me a self respecting quiet humble looks good without make up type of a stream woman lol lol. That hasnt been fished over and over and over lol lol lol lol
 
So which stream is that redhead who's way out of your league? She's smarter than you and won't take just any lure you throw at her. But if you're brave, really brave. You can wade on in. Oh, its gonna be high and fast and really slippery, but If you do everything just right, she'll put a bend in your rod and it'll be something you remember forever. Or, for absolutely no reason, other than her own amusement, she'll dunk you hard and you'll slosh back to your car to change.
 
So which stream is that redhead who's way out of your league? She's smarter than you and won't take just any lure you throw at her. But if you're brave, really brave. You can wade on in. Oh, its gonna be high and fast and really slippery, but If you do everything just right, she'll put a bend in your rod and it'll be something you remember forever. Or, for absolutely no reason, other than her own amusement, she'll dunk you hard and you'll slosh back to your car to change.
The yough at high flow lol
 
Top