Stop catch and release fishing

K’Lasp Slippins was just too small.
 
Slippins, who claimed that every other trout in the river would kill to have his perfectly fatty, torpedo-shaped body.

Love that!!
 
I was not impressed by this article.
 
Yes, satire. Here is another one:

https://www.theonion.com/nypd-apologizes-for-accidental-shooting-clubbing-stabbi-1819565144
 
And another one:

http://law2.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/conlaw/oniontennessee2915.html
 
Millenniels... ssshhh

:-D
 

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It's The Onion. It's satire.

Yes, They do funny stuff. I'm hoping they'll next have an analysis to support how hooks with barbs designed to trap & tear flesh don't harm fish any more than barbless hooks do.
 
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